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Do your homework! Please take the time to read my site in full, especially my FAQ page, so you don't have unanswered questions when we talk on the telephone.

When calling, please do not ask me explicit questions, try to negotiate with me, complain about my requested donations, or make rude or ignorant comments. I will gladly terminate the call if this behavior occurs.

Please be freshly showered and shaved, have minty fresh breath, be neatly dressed, and behave respectfully at all times. I take great care with my hygiene and appearance, and I ask the same of you.

Please be prepared to show me your ID/Driver's License, as I will check to make sure that the name you've given me matches.

If you are running late, let me know. If you need to cancel, let me know. Please do not schedule with me, stand me up at the last minute, and expect me to EVER allow you to reschedule. My time is valuable, as is yours, and I always try to be punctual. If I'm behind schedule, I will let you know.

Failing to respect my requests may result in a less pleasureable experience than you were hoping for, up to and including cancellation of your session. Don't make me do it!